To the person in the white dodge 3500 pickup who follows me and cases my house – There is supposed to be 100 million reward for killing me. Fact. If you kill me you will be dead within 12 hours.  I used to say 24, but things have changed.  At this point there are many, many more people who want me to live than who want me dead.

There is no 100 million, that’s a figure I made up as a plot to a movie, I thought. It was enough to make an average person think twice about being a murderer, and not so much that it wouldn’t be believable.    I can assure you there is no $100 million and it will never be paid to anyone – ever.

There are those who think the odds aren’t a steep as 100% and they could get the money and get away, somewhere out of the country. That’s impossible, but let’s suppose you can.  There is nowhere in the world you could spend the money.  You could go to a remote island but there’d be nothing to spend the money on and nowhere else to go.  You’d be a prisoner of your own making.

All nationalities and all races want me to win, so if you’re the one who kills me, you’ll be the most hated person on the planet. If you lived past the first 12 hours you’d have to spend all your time looking over your shoulder.  Your bodyguards would kill you for that.

What does everyone want me to do? I’m supposed to bring about World Peace.  In the eyes of the cult, that makes me a goody two shoes.  What?  Are we in kindergarten?  There have always been a thousand people in Satanic cults who want to stop me.  The odds against me have always been at least a thousand to one.  And still I manage to get things done.

Read my ebook, the Truth about Lynn Mickelsen.

The rumors that I am gay, or a prostitute, or retarded, are to give Satanists another reason to kill me and pedophiles can use any one of them as their excuse not to want to date me. The pedophiles in this RV park are tired of the straight men nudging them and saying, “What about her?  You could ask her out.”  They’re not man enough to reply, “I don’t have sex with anyone over the age of 11.”  Instead they tell lies about me and use the lies against me.  They want to make an example out of me to let all single women know they are not welcome at this park.

If you’re one of the people who signed an oath to the devil to stop me, then you want world war 3. You may want to rethink that.  Unless you own weapons plants, it’s unlikely you’ll make any money from world war 3.

The people who want me dead receive corporate welfare, and want to stop welfare, food stamps, and universal healthcare. Bailing out companies and banks that are “too big to fail” wastes MUCH MORE OF THE GOVERNMENT’S MONEY than what is paid in welfare to starving families.  And it’s all calculated.  That’s how Trump got so rich.  He wants to become president to “Cut out the middle man,”  and put the IRS money directly in his pocket.  That’s what he told me.

With so many people against me, I’ve still managed to get a lot done.

George Lucas will tell you, I am Yoda.  All of Yoda’s words are mine, George took notes on everything I said while filming American Graffiti and he created the character Yoda to say them.

Nearly forty years ago I negotiated a lasting Peace in Northern Ireland.

About 55 years ago I figured out a solution to end to the Bay of Pigs Missile crisis in Cuba without getting the US into a war with Russia

Also, Hands Across America was my idea and I helped with the logistics.

I made up the Peace Sign and Symbol – both the drawing of the circle with the four lines in it representing the world and bringing together the four corners of the world, and the fingers in the shape of a V to mean ‘Peace.’  I’m trying to bring it back.

When I was thirteen I took Latin and found out the word anti meant against. I told my Latin teacher, who was a nun, that I was anti-war.  She laughed and told me, “That’s not a word,” and I told her I just made it up and she told me no one would ever use it.  I said I thought they would and she laughed at me again and said, “Everyone is anti-war.”  I said, “But if everyone was antiwar, there be no war.”  I kept using the word until it began to catch on.  Some people told me it was un-American – I didn’t listen to them.  People still say that it’s un-American, and it makes me sad to think that America stands for war.

The COEXIST bumper sticker is mine.  It took almost 50 years for that one to catch on. (the Satanic symbol that dots the ‘i’ is not mine)

I coined the phrase , “Make Love, Not War.”

Told Regan to say, “Mr. Gorbechov, tear down this wall.”  And guess what?  It worked.  I was there the day the guards stopped stopping people at the border.  I walked with a small group of people from West Berlin into East Berlin and then half of us walked back into West Berlin and when no one was hurt, shot or even stopped, the other half went to visit relatives they hadn’t seen in years.  No one knew it was happening, the guards stopped checking so unceremoniously.  People cheered and danced and sang – and it was wonderful.

Someone from NASA asked me to think of a good thing for Neil Armstrong to say when he steps on the moon.  I told them that “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” was the perfect thing.  A few people seemed disappointed, they wanted something more like – “Take That Suckers.”

The 18 Year-old Vote  I was the woman (girl of 14 or 15) who saw the lights off in two rooms at the Watergate Hotel.  People were wandering around using flashlights even though the power was on in the rooms on either side.  If they had just turned on the lights I never would have noticed.  I figured it was a burglary, called my hotel security and they passed me through to the Watergate’s security across the street and the rest is history.  Nixon wanted to meet me.  Nixon met with me a few times in the Oval Office, and he began to use me as someone to confide in, and talk to.  He couldn’t give me peace so he asked what else I wanted, and I said, “The 18 year old vote.”  I had told him it wasn’t fair to young boys that they had to fight for their country and they were sent overseas by politicians who they hadn’t voted for because they were too young to vote.  That made sense to him so he changed the law.

The missing 18 minutes were of Nixon and me discussing the people responsible for Vietnam and Watergate because the same people orchestrated both the War and the Watergate break in. Nixon said the burglars weren’t looking for money – they were looking for dirt.  Nixon was terrified of those people.  They promised to make him president if he’d do what they wanted.  He told me he didn’t really win the election, I think it was McGovern who won, but the election was rigged so Nixon got in.  He used to cry when he talked to me.  He cried when he told me they made him give China the Most Favored Nation Status: he put his head in his hands and sobbed, “Oh, what they do to their people.”  One night I took him to the Lincoln Memorial where some anti-war activists were protesting.  I got him to see the faces of the people he had been admonishing.  He became almost suicidal after that because he could see how thoroughly he’d been lied to.  I told the protesters Nixon had no control over the War.  That night, I am sure, was the beginning of the end of the Vietnam War.

I was arrested at an anti-war rally. While incarcerated by the National Guard, I put a flower in the barrel of the rifle pointed at me.  I thought it was a symbol of peace in a time of war.  That picture made the News.

I was at Kent state at a war protest sit in, when the girl next to me was shot and killed. I was later told I was the target.

Child Abuse

I’ve been teaching people “spanking” a child isn’t necessary. I think that, that change in thinking will create fewer severely emotionally crippled individuals thereby shrinking the ability of evil to spread.  Intergenerational Satanic Churches worldwide aren’t able to sustain themselves because of a lack of severely abused children.  Without child abuse people are able to make decisions for themselves. Independent thinking is imperative to World Peace.

I’m Still fighting for equal pay for women and minorities.

Still trying to get people to stop thinking of sex as dirty. The governments and religions that control sex control society.  (That’s one of the many evil intents to making abortion illegal.)

I’m still trying to point out the inherent evil in thinking anyone is better than anyone else. Any organized religion that teaches superiority, is an obstacle to World Peace.  Any organized religion that teaches converting others to their religion, is an obstacle to World Peace.

Hey Trump – We can’t achieve World Peace by building walls.

Healing The World

Stopping the spread of Leprosy –

I helped people understand how AIDs was spread in the days when there was a lot of mis-information about the disease.

AIDs One day, at an outdoor concert, a man started heckling me saying I was unclean.  I had scratched my face on a branch, so I supposed he thought I had AIDs.  In an effort to get away from the crazy man I ended up near the stage, but he kept coming at me.  I said, “Some day I hope there will be a cure for AIDs, but there’s no cure for stupid.”  Then he started yelling that I hated retarded people.

This made some people in the crowd upset. A few families there had retarded children.  Now they were angry with me, too.

I asked if I could explain myself. The people on the stage let me up on the stage and gave me a microphone.  I explained the angry man didn’t want to sit near me because he thought I had AIDs.  I told the people you can’t get AIDs through casual contact.  I said AIDs was venereal disease and it was passed through bodily fluids.  This was early on in the discovery of the disease.  A little boy in Florida, who had contracted AIDs, was not allowed to go to school, people were scared.  I said it’s passes like any other sexually transmitted disease.  I said, “Just like you can’t get syphilis from a tractor, no matter what he tells you; and you can’t get pregnant from a toilet seat, no matter what she tells you.”  I got a laugh with that.  I said, “My comment to the rude man was –  Some day I hope there will be a cure for AIDs, but there’s no cure for stupid.” I got a big laugh with that. I added I had no ill will toward retarded people.

By this time my family caught up with me. A man in the crowd asked if what I said was true.  I said it was.  He said he was going to be on a radio talk show and he wanted to use those lines because it was well-said and very funny.  He asked why I thought there was so much confusion as to how AIDs was contracted.  I said it may be because people don’t know what a venereal disease is, and I thought when you have a moral agenda to put forward, humor is a good way to get the message across.   I said I thought because you don’t always get AIDs when you have sex with someone who is infected, and so I thought the virus had to be active in order for AIDs to pass to the other partner, but you should always use a condom, and I said that should be a big part of his talk on the radio.  He said it would be.

I heard him on the talk show and he said what I said. That talk show was one in a series of things that happened to rapidly change attitudes toward AIDs.  As with anything else, education is the key.

Civil Rights

I helped LBJ pass the Civil Rights Acts.  (Did you ever wonder how and why a good-old-boy from Texas would pass Civil Rights legislation?  To get back at the men (“sons of bitches”) in the shadows who caused the Vietnam War.  Just so you know, there was a girl in the shadows fighting for what’s right.  LBJ knew Kennedy relied on me for good, honest advice; and since Civil Rights was high on Kennedy’s agenda, he would ask for my help.

LBJ told me those same men killed Kennedy. He cried a little about Kennedy.  He thought some people suspected he killed Kennedy, but he didn’t.  LBJ really hated those “sons of bitches” and wanted them to pay, their payback was Civil Rights Legislation  I got quite an education in politics and swear words those few days while LBJ called everyone in congress.  He had a list of congressmen and senators and their wives names and their mistresses names and he wasn’t above using that list to get the votes he needed.  I helped him think up different strategies for different people.  It got to be almost fun after a while.  It made Johnson laugh as he got off each call.  At the end of the list we started at the beginning again because I thought we could have done better with the first few once we got our rhythm going.  It worked – we got the votes we needed.

I sat next to Rosa Parks on that bus in Memphis and I wouldn’t let her get up.  She was in the first row of the black section and there were no other empty seats – except next to her.  I sat down, not knowing the law, and when I found out, I wouldn’t let her stand because she said her feet hurt and I knew right then that she was the one.

The evil people who brought me to Memphis to kill the sanitation workers, killed Dr. King and then brought me back to NJ.

Teaching children to hate – works against my cause of World Peace.

I’m a goody-two-shoes for that, too.

I’ve made progress with women’s rights and a lot of progress with the way men think of women. Men under 50 have respect for women, where men over sixty treat women shamefully.

In my lifetime men have begun to think of women as almost equal. For the past 50 years I’ve been a strong proponent of equal pay for equal work, no matter what color or sex you are.

I used to hear my mother say, “She’s my child, I can do anything I want to her.” Not only are there laws now but attitudes toward hurting, shaming and sexually molesting and raping your children is  widely acknowledged as something immoral.

Environment  

Earth Day – I came up with the idea for earth Day. There was a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day but we’re all children of the Earth and there should be a day for her.  (Boy, that one really took off, didn’t it!)  On the 10th anniversary of Earth Day I got together with Robin Williams, Martin Short, and Dustin Hoffman to make a TV Special, and I believe that’s how the rest of the world got to know about it.  Now there are many Earth Day specials and people around the world are rallying around the idea of leaving a cleaner world to our children’s, children’s children.

I’ve always been a proponent of clean environment, especially water. I encouraged municipalities and counties, especially in drought-stricken and desert environments, to raise the price of water when requests to cut water consumption weren’t working.

Now the biggest threat to the environment are the pharmaceutical companies that make, harmful fertilizers, and herbicides. Monsanto was created to ruin Hawaii’s environment.  They told me this when I named them.  While GMO (genetically modified) food is not poisonous – for the most part – it is not properly metabolized in our bodies and causes health problems that the pharmaceutical companies will sell us drugs for.  Pharmaceutical companies are a bigger threat to our environment than global warming.

The rise in sea levels could be dramatically cut if we stop the use of icebreakers in the polar regions: shipping will take longer, but that’s a tiny price to pay.

Medicine

I have been lobbying for Legalizing marijuana as a way to cut down on crime and arrests of innocent people. There are many medicinal uses for marijuana. I helped to get marijuana legalized in Colorado and Washington.  Marijuana is better for you than alcohol.  Now that it’s regulated, that is probably no longer true.

I had the idea for sonograms, mammograms, cat scans, microscopic surgery, laparoscopes, laparoscopic surgery, and robotic surgery.

I am lobbying for safe “other ingredients” in medicine and supplements.

Tolerance –

I talked Groucho Marx into going public with the problem his daughter was having getting into a country club she wanted to join. I was about 5 when I was working on the ‘You Bet Your Life,’ and we came up with “I wouldn’t want to join any club that would have me as a member – but my daughter does: a country club she wants to join won’t let her in because she’s Jewish.  They should at least let her go into the pool up to her waist, since she’s only half Jewish.” I told him I thought when you have a just cause, humor’s the best way to get the message across. It worked, and clubs around the country began changing that exclusionary rule.

I started using the word Gay to mean homosexual.  I didn’t like the names I was called when someone in my high school started a false rumor I was gay.  It took a while to think of the right word, but once I started using it, it caught on quickly.

Helped legalize Gay marriage. Said to call the man ‘husband’ and the woman the ‘wife,’ and to keep the terms ‘bride’ and ‘groom.’  I suggested instead of saying I pronounce you husband and husband just say “legally wed.”  I haven’t been to a gay wedding but I think that was the best solution.

A Lot Has Changed among families. When Bill O’Reilly says he wants things to go back to the way they were in the 50s, he’s railing against the moral strides we’ve made.  (His tax bracket would be 80% in the 50s)  He hates that the things I’ve been fighting for have taken such a strong foothold that true evil is no longer acceptable.  People think twice before doing evil things and so the Satanic cults are having a hard time finding and keeping recruits.

Politics is changing. And now with Trump preaching hate, it will have to change some more.

Abortion is legal in most states. Birth control is much more accessible.  Child abuse is frowned upon.  It was the norm.  For the past half a century parents have been attempting to raise their children without trauma, and so it becomes harder to get them to join evil narcissistic organizations as teenagers and adults.  O’Reilly hates that.

I did much more than this. I always added touches of peace and harmony to the movies I directed.

Came up with the idea for Star Trek. Chose the Star Trek cast and wrote the episodes about race and war. (I named them and dressed them, too) I’m proud to have created the first integrated cast on TV. Developed Spock’s anti-war character, the hand sign and the salutation, “Live Long and Prosper”

The play, album, and Movie – Hair

and the movie ET;

the book and the movie Johnny Got His Gun;

Brave New World;

directed – Air America;  A Few Good Men; and Good Morning Vietnam.

Played Scout in To Kill a Mockingbird and made sure the movie was more equal rights oriented than the book.

Co-wrote Alice’s Restaurant song and Movie. I’ve been in and directed many movies but for purposes of making the world a better place, under the heading –Movies, you can add Scent of a Woman. I believe the only good war movie is an antiwar movie.  I directed –  A Few Good Men; and Good Morning Vietnam , and I co-directed Air America.  I got death threats from the military a few times during the making of all four movies.

I say this because I hear all the time how we have this great country and freedom of speech and other countries wouldn’t allow movies like that to be made. Everyone was scared who made A Few Good Men (even Jack Nicholson)  and we hired extra security with the money I was supposed to make.  I felt it was important to make that movie and John Alexander thanked me and told me that, of course, the word for what they were doing was not Code Red, but that practice of having troops discipline each other ended with that movie, and he was grateful for that.

Directed and co-wrote MASH and put together the TV show and wrote some of the TV episodes including the one where the Colonel’s plane was shot down going home.

Music – This deserves its own blog post.

By 1969 I had named and played with so many bands someone decided to put on a weekend long Rock concert called Woodstock. New York State Throughway was so overwhelmed with traffic – it closed.  Woodstock was proof that a million people could spend a weekend together, help each other and have nothing but peace, love and music.  Max Yazger, whose farm we inhabited, was glad he’d lived long enough to witness such a thing. Woodstock became the gold standard for the Peace movement – it made people realize World Peace was possible.

When I Played with the Beatles – we went to see the Maharishi to check to see if my idea of World Peace was well-founded.   (In the picture, I’m the blonde sitting next to George)The Beatles changed their music to write songs about peace.

Wrote the song Ebony and Ivory for Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson. All You Need is Love;  Abraham, Martin and John;  Puff the Magic Dragon; Wrote many songs about peace including Give Peace a Chance;  Imagine;  Do They Know It’s Christmas.

I wrote most, if not all, of the songs about Peace. Blowin’ in the Wind, Michael Row the Boat Ashore, He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands.  Wrote the second verse of We Shall Overcome the day before Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was shot, while at the meeting about the march.  The second verse is –

‘Deep in my heart, I still believe, that we shall overcome some day.’ I do.

The Internet and Electronics

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, the Wiz Kids and most people in silicon valley thought of me as the inventor of the internet. I’d like to believe the Internet still has potential.  For instance, Twitter was created with evil intentions but is being used for good.  I thought of  the internet as a means to an end goal of World Peace, but the evil others took the reins once it was up and running.  I wanted the internet to be a repository for information, a way to share knowledge.

To those who say I’m retarded, just know – I have a degree in programming, and I was awarded degrees in physics, Astro-physics, Medicine, nuclear medicine, and music.

I was awarded the Nobel Peace prize twice, the Nobel Prize in Science, a Pulitzer, and a congressional medal of honor.